me and a fine one again... |

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yeeeeaaaahhh, life was good, mm-kay? |
If i remember corrctly, this was taken one new years, and it was one i will never forget. Me brewster and darren all go to heather's, the cutie in the pic, house for new years for her partay. Well, one of her friends thought it would be funny to drug one of his friends, and put ghb into his drink, well, brewster being certified by rotc or somthing like that, and my general knowledge, we coult tell the kid was FAR from being only drunk, and we had to take him to the hospital, since i was still sober, and brewster wasnt that bad, so we took him, and they had to pump his stomach, and really make sure the kid was alright, but it turned out he had MORE the just GHB in his stomach the doctors told us, but they werent allowed to tell us what. We left before his parents got there, but he was alright in a couple days, .... at least physically, im sure hes still grounded for that shit
this is my arm... what else did you think it was?! |

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it means.... "Never Surrender".... |
ok, so there i am on my eighteenth birthday, chillin with the fam, gettin ready to go out with DARREN, when my brother and his girlfriend suddenly get up and say, "ok mike time to go" So he in his vet and me and DARREN in my Z race down to hallandale, all the while all i know is my mom saying, as i was walking out nonetheless "NOTHING CRAZY, AND NO COMEBACK KID!!!" I was quite confused, and then we pulled up to a place called the electirc crayon, in hollywood, and i was floored....I was gonna get a tattoo?!?! I went and looked around, but i knew what i wanted, then it hit me, "NO COMEBACK KID!!!" Now i knew why she yelled it, and all i could think was, "damn, howd she do that?!?" So instead i got this, and i plan on getting another soon... gimme some ideas, maybe yours will be put on my arm...
ahh yes....... prom... |

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the only night i could look like this and pull it off.... |
yep, a couple months after the tat, i went to prom. That was a hella good time. As you can see here, my date gina was looking sexy as anything, (as she always did), I was lookin like Wyatt Earpp met Tony Soprano, but it was all good, everybody else liked it. The night was full of fun, dancing, chilling, and just an over all hella good time.
momma-dukes and poppa-dukes |

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oh yeah, and me..... |
Yes everyone, these are the tow people you can hold responsible for bringing me into this world. Whether you want to thank them or blame them, thats up to you, but here are the people whose fault i am..... though they still blame the trojan man for allowing this to occur....
my replacement |

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ok.... so its no mini me, what do you want from me?!? |
Here he is folks, my replacement. See when i came to FSU, i was the last of three children to go to college, (though only the second to move out, figure that one out). And i guess my parents, no, i know, my parents felt they screwed up on me so bad that they needed like a reset button, a do-over, and thats what the mut is, he is my replacement, a chance for them to say 3/4 aint bad, and their last one was a good one, instead of ending it on me.... now, not only is he my replacement, but this dog is my SWORN enemy. See in this picture how nice and sweet he looks, thats cuz mom's behind me, look in the next one, then youll see his true nature, his evil demeanor, when it was just me taking the pic, tell me you dont see a difference...
Tell me this picture doesnt look like hes saying.. |

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what up now bitch?!? huh?!? what you got?!? |
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