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My Philosophy Check it! I'm a very laid back person, and I really don't give a shit about most things, but somethings, well, they just irk me, so heres some beliefs of mine, if you agree with me, cool; if not, then I invite you to go accomplish an unnatural sexual act with a three toed sloth with genital warts, ok.
-I believe that without your word your a shell of a man.
-I believe that you should do what you want to, not what other people want you to do.
-I believe that a man should never, no matter what, under no circumstance, hit a woman.
-I believe that a man should never force himself upon a woman, the woman will do what she wants, when she wants.
-I believe in God, and everything he's about
-I believe in my friends, that they'll be there to help me, when i need them, like I have been and will be in the future
-I believe that if you don't have a sense of humor, you also need to visit that sloth I was talking about.
-I believe that to achieve true equality in society, we need to put everyone on the same plane, then let them rise or fall as they are able to do so. We should not put people on higher pedastels because of their race or religion, or their sex.
-I believe in death before dishonor.
-I believe feminists ahould all be put to death for the sole reason of shutting them the fuck up
-I believe politically correct people need to give it a rest, take a pill, and eat shit with the rest of us, so what if we call it "mankind" womankind is too long, lets keep it simple, the less syllables the better. What's next, a man hole being a persons hole, mankind being personkind, a ladies man being a persons person, instead of being the man, youll be the person, while you sit on your lazy-person at night looking at the person in the moon while listening to David Letterperson? Now shut up. And whats with this "he/she" shit! Write he, or write she, one or the other, but not both, your more comfortable writing he, then use he, if its she, then use she, either way, it'll get the point across, lets stop being more anal then a KY jelly convention, ok??!!??
-I also and finally believe that my johnson is 12 inches long. thank you
ok, heres a new belief of mine......
I believe in slavery.
Thats right i said it. I believe slavery is a good thing. I do think however our ancestors went about it the wrong way. We should not make people our slaves by culture, cuz as we all know, no one culture is better then the other, there just different. No, i think we should make people our slaves by how bad theyve fucked up. For instance, instead of jail terms, you get slave terms, enlisted to the services of either the highest bidder, or to the next person on the list. For instance, if you kill someone, you dont get to jail for life watching HBO and not paying taxes...... NO, you have to give foot massages to big bertha as she wipes her ass from the gonnorreah before you give her three hundred pound amazon ass a sponge bath..... which one do you think is more punishing?? AND which do you think will help offenders learn the err of their ways more, sitting in prison with other low lifes playing poker and pool before their daily gangbang of the cell block bitch, or giving them to Tony, the italian pig farm owner, and making them shovel pig shit til their dying day..... But, you know who else i believe we should make slaves besides criminals, SEX OFFENDERS, oh yeah, how would you like to be the 18 year old gangbanger who just raped a 16 year old for fun when you gotta go pay your dues to society by being the bitch to bubba, the 450 lb ex-prisoner who just loves a fresh piece of ass......guy or girl, doesnt matter. AND the last group that should be made into slaves, are the activists. I say we make black activists slaves to KKK members, I say we make skin heads bitches to black panthers, I say we make right wing religious people slaves to scientists, and finally, the feminists, well, call me selfish, but they ought to be my slaves. THAT WAY I COULD BRING THEM HOME, HAVE THEM COOK ME A NICE MEAL, AND GIVE ME NICE SLOPPY WET FUCKING BLOWJOB. let me know what you think america.....
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